Wednesday, September 17, 2008

'I love him, but he'd make a terrible boyfriend'.

I, like my partner in crime Vanessa, find fashion 'bloggerey' an never ending source of entertainment and fascination. Though unfortunately working with underprivileged, somewhat closed minded teens, limits what i can wear on a daily basis. Think a mix between Step Up, 8 Mile and some other ghetto film where a whole bunch of white kids try to be black, bro.

So in homage to my very clever friend, and because it's outright fun, here are some amazingly well dressed boys and why, 'I love him, but he'd make a terrible boy friend'*.


Facehunter

I love this young man from his wispy young Dumbledore-esk hair, to his flower brooches and vintage belt, right the way down to his innocent androgyny. If only his eyebrows weren't impeccably groomed, i could never date a man with better facial hair than me...


The Sartorialist

This bundle of adorable makes me swoon from the neutral shades of his perfectly tailored torso, right down to his outrageous matching pinks. What a pity he's asexual...



Oh gosh... I can feel heat rising from all sorts of places it shouldn't be. Maybe it's the hair and glasses combo, maybe it's his amazing shoes, maybe it's his satchel, maybe it's because i never really got over my black skinny leg jean fetish. Either way, i'm vibing rugged geek, my favourite cup of tea. Shame he suffers from uncontrollable bowel movements...



So Black Tie

This guy is too hot to handle. From his blazer to his windswept hair, his lace ups to his amazing satchel; he is gorgeous and i must have him. Oh?!? I see you have an old school motor cycle helmet and ridding glasses?! Ahem, ladies, please, the boy is mine. Shame he can't keep it in his pants and therefore has created many mini stylish biker roughs across the country. I'm not willing to do step-mum quite yet...





Phowa! Bow, jacket, tailored boots, constructed messy hair, white skinny leg jeans! Shame his rear end is pleasure central...




Kids on the Street

Oh mountain hipster, how i love to look at you! You combine the best aspects of city chic with all the qualities i look for in a magical prince (mainly a billowy white shirt). Shame he's locked up for the next 10 years on drug trafficking charges. I refuse to do jail wench.

*'I love him but he'd make a terrible boyfriend', was a comment i found hilarious that some genius posted about the first photo on Face Hunter.

1 comment:

LJTS said...

Maybe it's the hair and glasses combo, maybe it's his amazing shoes, maybe it's his satchel, MAYBE because you're a closest emo lover?

And the old ponce with the motor-bike helmet clearly drives a scooter, not a bike...