Friday, November 26, 2010

Dog, you are smokin' !
















Just when I thought animals had reached their height of comedic genius,

Vanessa goes and blows my mind with...




CATS AND DOGS PHOTO BOMBING EACH OTHER!!!























Thursday, November 25, 2010

NEED NEW BODY



I need a new body. As much as i love mine, it's failing me and my medical expenses are getting ridiculous. Anyone wanna play swapsies?

After today's trip to the surgeon I feel this band and this song (which happens to be one of my all time favourites), is somewhat appropriate.

Is it just me or does this year just keep getting worse?

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Shameless


By the simple fact I have a blog I probably shouldn't be embarrassed about shameless self promotion, but I kind of am.

But here goes. I started writing for BMA magazine (a small free publication in Canberra) a little while ago. If you like you can go here to read my recent article about proppaNOW, an Aboriginal artist's collective from Brisbane who have an upcoming exhibition at the Canberra Contemporary Art Space. At least come to the exhibition, it's going to be goooood.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Mad Crush Monday: Men who look like Jesus

Bearded men who sing? Fuck yeah!


So, I was out with my friends the other night when a friend of mine pointed out a potential love interest. He was all, "Hey J-Dizzle, check it out, it's your ultimate man! He looks just like Jesus!". It was then explained to me that over the past few months my penchant for bearded men with hair of moderate length has grown exponentially, resulting in, apparently, an obsession with men who look like Jesus.

Okay, so maybe I've got a new "type". I guess it was time I graduated away from liking skinny, prepubescent boys in tight jeans, but I'm not sure I'm cool with my new found hair lust.


Jake Gyllenhaal? Fuck yeah!


Skarsgard? FUCK YEAH!


SYLAR!? FUCK YEAH!

Then again, really, it could be a lot worse.

What about you chickas? How are we feeling about men with beards? Is my hair lust gross, or on trend? Seriously, I'm a little confused about how my hair lust has developed...

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Snitch Cake



So..... Harry Potter sucked. This gif however, fucking rocks.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

HARRY POTTER WEEK

Oh my...................................

Good golly it's been a long while between posts. In my defense I've been all busy being young and free getting nose piercings, learning french, riding my bike places, beating up girls on roller skates, wearing dresses that are a little too short. Summer is fun, not having uni work to do is better. Oh God, did I just write that? See people, all this spare time has apparently made me a wanker. I need to get back in touch with sarcastic, cynical Jaimie. Until then, however, let me just say that...


HARRY POTTER 7.1 IS BEING RELEASED THIS WEEK AND I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!





If you don't find this hysterical, Number One Millionaire is not the blog for you

I have a feeling that a themed week may be in store.

(YES!)