Saturday, October 31, 2009
V: Dude, why is it that metal people are so weird?
J: I know right? They all look so strange. How is their hair even possible? So much hair.
V: They're very neanderthalish aren't they? It's so weird because then when they speak, they sound really sweet.
J: That's true. Sometimes they kind of sound smart too. So strange.
V: Mmm and they're always big, and by big I mean kind of fat.
J: Except for the weird skinny tattooed ones. I think they might have hepatitis A.
V: That's a bit nasty Jaimie, I thought we decided they were nice people. Big burly men with hearts of gold.
J: Oh that's right! We did.