Vanessa: Some call us crazy. Some call us...
Katherine: Some call you fucking idiots
Jaimie: Katherine! You're not a millionaire, get outa here
Vanessa: But that's beside the point, we're here to talk to you about our Vegan Challenge week!
Jaimie: Yeah! Challenge!
Jaimie: Hey Ness, if we're going to be vegan for awhile, will we be like the Vegan Vixens?
The Vegan Vixens: a group of babes who use their bodies to coerce guys to become vegans AND stop dog fighting
Vanessa: Well clearly yes. Doesn't everyone turn into a babe when they go vegan?
Jaimie: Well actually, I have a secret confession to make...
Jaimie: I have a crush on at least 5 vegan hipster babes
Vanessa: Who?! Can you even name 5 people who are vegans?
Jaimie: Well I imagine them to be babes, okay? Long hair, beard, over developed sense of righteousness...
Vanessa: Anyway, how are we actually going to do this?
Jaimie: Drink soy milk and shit?
Jaimie: Okay, so for one week we're going to be inspired by vegan food blogs and all things healthy and environmentally sound. Maybe we'll go for two?!
Vanessa: ... Let's see how one goes
Jaimie: But we'll blog about it?
Vanessa: Of course!
Jaimie: We're going to need a lot of help
Vanessa: Mm, we'd be super grateful if people could send us their favourite vegan recipes and vegan food blogs!
Jaimie: Yes! Challenge commenced!!!! Let the soy be plentiful!