J: Hey Vanessa, I really like boys.
V: Yeah. I know. Me too...
J: Maybe we're boy crazy?
V: Probably.
J: I think about boys in tight jeans a lot.
V: Mmm, tight jeans are the best. But I also like tailored pants.
J: Like some kind of "gentleman" would wear?
V: Precisely.
J: Like Rhett Butler from Gone with the Wind? Mmm, he's so fine.
V: Totally. Though he's a bit of a rogue.
J: Oh, he's a gentlemanly rogue!*
V: Ooo, I like that.
J: Yeah. They're like polite, charming, good-lookin' man whores.
V: Like James Bond? Or Eric from True Blood?
J: Mmm, or Mal from Firefly.
V: Awesome, space cowboy!
V: Where's Eric's photo?
J: Ness, I've posted a picture of Eric before.
V: But he's so hot he deserves more pictures. MORE ERIC.
J: Ness, I've posted a picture of Eric before.
V: But he's so hot he deserves more pictures. MORE ERIC.
J: Oh my god! BRUCE WILLIS!!!!!
V: Dude, what is your obsession with Bruce Willis?
J: Nicholas Cage...?
V: .....
J: Fine Vanessa. They're just flimsy crushes, I really want to marry Chuck Bass and his tailored pants.
V: Back on the bandwagon girlfriend. My dreamboat has to be Daniel Desario from Freaks and Geeks. So much love. Mmm, tight pants.
J: No pants.
V: Pants are for geeks.
J: You're a freak.
*BAM! That's the title of our post!
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